Monday, April 26, 2010

卖艺 + 小丑+ 演员 = 老师

变了,世界变了,晴朗的天气,也会下雨。宽阔的道路,也会堵车。
变了,世界真的变了。
变了,老师也变了。

有时自己在想,曾几何时,我会想当起老师呢?
想不起了,只记得 1997 年, 我第一次。

那时的老师非常伟大,得到学生的尊敬,爱戴。每一天,每一堂课,都有一些有心向学的学生,向我问学
慢慢的,慢慢的,学生变了,即食文化来了,
功课不做了,书也不读 了,考试来了,如何?
不难,老师有 tips,可是,tips 准吗?
不怕,老师有 bocor,可是,有bocor 也不会,
放心,老师有 answer,背了它,明天拿 A,后天妈妈奖励,大后天庆祝。
下个星期跟老师说 :老师,你很神!

没有tips 的老师呢 ?糟了,没人来了,课室空了,坐小车了,CLK…..
聪明的学生,你在那里 ?

变了,真的变了
现在的老师,需要十八般武艺,会说,会讲,会笑,会喊,会叫,会教,会英文,会国文,会华语,会粤语,会科学,会数学,会物理,会音乐,会科技,会说笑,会给tip,最后,会做小丑

做小丑真的不简单,每一天的舞台表演,都不容易,真的,台上一分钟,台下十年功
每一场,小丑 = 老师们都要取悦观众,每一场,都要做到100,每一场,都要观众们一笑而归。
小丑,老师的代名词
那,如有老师不想当小丑,怎办 ?
当演员吧 !

现在的老师,不需要学问,只要会演,“粉屎”一大堆
演的好,没有学问,没有文凭,没有经验,教错,乱教,是问题吗?
一笑而之,最重要,学生多,“粉屎” 多,上课爽,开心

变了,世界变了

学生们,聪明的学生们,醒吧!
未来的世界是你们的,醒吧!
路是没有捷径的,读书也没有捷径的,醒吧!

我是老师,我不是卖艺的,也不是小丑,更加不会演

我只是位老师
真实的老师


地行者

19 comments:

+iing said...

sir ~ y so moody ~
open heart ~ mostly students are like that ~
just treat it normal as u teach so long time already ~


just wanna ask does perfection got pre-u class ?? means form6 ~ ?

I`m miN said...
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I`m miN said...

sir, dun be so moody o.. cheer up !! juz ignore those ppl who only care abt tips la~ just do ur best !!
i will always support sir d !! but hor.. sir not said dunno type chinese 1 meh? ==

Loke 水文三金 said...

Perfection has no F6
I said i dunno write Chinese, not type

CJWei said...

I saw sir wrote Chinese words before~ Sir, your Chinese name is 汶鑫 right?

Loke 水文三金 said...

Come on, whole world know than my is lokeskywalker

地行者

I`m miN said...

skywalker not should be 天行者 meh? @.@

CJWei said...
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Osaka said...

be hapi plz
smile
=)

Loke 地行者 said...

天行者 from Starwars

地行者 from Perfection

Mahlau said...

两个老套字:加油!

虽然过了很久,但还是要感谢您所教的一切。
不然我的 physics 在SPM很难呕出一个A。

Yan yan For3v3r said...

:D ~ cheer up

Khoy Yan said...

Waa Sir! Cheer Up lar :D

Emily Ning-Jie Lee said...

changed, the world has changed
the bright sky, will somehow rain
the broad road, will somehow congest
changed, the world really changed
changed, even the teachers changed

sometimes I was thinking
when did I think of being a teacher?
couldn't make out of my mind
I could only say
it was 1997
my very first time

It was when the teachers were so respected
Loved and appreciated
Everyday, every class
there were always some aspirant students
wanting to learn from me
slowly, gradually
students changed
the culture of instant arose
homework, they don't do
books, are to be kept aside
examinations are just round the corner
damn...what to do?
simple, teachers will give us tips
but, are they really reliable?
no worry, teachers have some secret info from the minister
but, it still didn't help enough
take it easy, teachers have all the answers
memorize them today and get As tomorrow
get reward from mommy the day after tomorrow
and celebrate on the following day
and next week?
teacher, you're great, man!

what about the teachers that don't give tips?
doggone it, no one is coming
everyone's leaving
the class is empty
well, they shall piss off
in an antique car, CLK
brilliat student, where are you?

changed, truly changed
the teachers nowadays
have to possess 18 feats to be
they have to know how to
talk, entertain, scream, teach
they have to know
English, Malay, Cantonese, Science,
Mathematics, Physics, Music, Technology
they have to have humour, give tips
and lastly, they have to be a clown

being a clown is really difficult
performance on air everyday, they were not as easy as a breeze
really, one minute of it, takes ages to work on
every show
the clown, or rather, the teacher
have to keep the audience entertained
every show
must be guaranteed 100% high quality
every show
must ensure they went back home with Mr. Laughter
Clown is just another name for a teacher
but, what if there are teachers who refuse to humiliate themselves
be an actor then

teachers nowadays don't need knowlegde
as long as they can perform
but a good performance
from a teacher without qualification and experience
from a teacher that teaches the wrong way
Is that really okay?
but, just laughed it away, most importantly
the more fans to be, the happier you are, they are, so am I

changed, the world has changed

my dear students, smart students
please wake up!
the future's yours, wake up
road, there's no shortcut
hey, same goes to study
wake up

I'm a teacher
I'm not a performer
not a clown either
and I don't act

I'm just a teacher
A real teacher

Loke 地行者 said...

Thanks Emily

k.yan said...

wow... i totally agree what you said... now i'm a student but i decide to be a teacher in the future.. so should i fulfill or change my ambition leh ???

carol said...

hi..just came across ur blog..love this post..

i'm a science teacher fr.Jb..and i totally agreed wth u... what are the roles of a teacher??? an educator, a mother, a father , a sister, a brother, a friend, a performer, a motivator, an actress,..and a clown maybe.. it is not really an easy job of coz..

some how i'm wondering..is the world has changed??..or just the students?? or are we just too outdated?? teahers wth a lots of tips..of coz they will get famous and loved.. it's very common nowadays.. but there is one question that keeps playing in my mind... what kind of students are we producing?? this question bothering me lately.. i'm just worried.. guess this is another challenge that we..as teachers have to overcome..

but of coz..it wont stop me from teaching..i guess i'm born to be a teahcer..it's in my blood.. let's work together..and build a better nation...=)

Loke 地行者 said...

Dear carol
I'm not sure whether you can see my reply here.
Thanks for you comment
I'm a full time tutor, teaching Physics
Nice meeting you

Loke

carol said...

ya..got your reply..glad meeting u here too...:)